“CALM DOWN my hooman, don't be so angry, It’s just a snake plushie.”
“It’s alright Dad, the big bad snake won’t hurt you anymore…”
“Okay Okay hooman, I know you’re angry, I’ll hold your finger and just don’t hurt me, the naughty snake is dead.” πΊ
“Okay Okay hooman, I know you’re angry, I’ll hold your finger and just don’t hurt me, the naughty snake is dead.” πΊ